Summer Soirees

Ok, so a guy referred to only as Sanchez..has just invited us to a Austen Powers Yacht Party...that says it all really & if you still need a visual image check out previous photos at the Facebook group…

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=17807011791&ref=ts

Party starts on boarding the yacht at the Creek & carries on til early morning parked strategically next to the second-most-Austen-Powers-inspired pad. .. the Burj-Al-Arab. Here I give you a rare sneak peak into the top suite after a full tour of the hotel….

"the waiting room"

the waiting room inside the suite...outside the bedroom

"the revolving bed"

the revolving bed & gold plated mirrors

the bathroom...with the Hermes toiletspray

the bathroom...with the Hermes toiletspray

the view of your Friday hangout @ 360 bar

the view of your Friday hangout @ 360 bar

Summer is here & we might as well make the most of it, because we have the next 6 months of a 25 degree Winter season to prepare for. Brrr…

Battle of the Berg

The auction was planned to go ahead despite protests, with invited attendees such as Oprah, Bill Gates, Sol Kerzner & what would a auction be without property tycoon  Donald Trump. Should anyone of these bidders be successful in this “battle-of-the-berg” they would be allowed to name the mountain after themselves. Good luck to anyone taking on the Hangberges & Hout Baian housewives. Tromp better watch his toupee with all those stones flying around down there in die Kaap…

Trump has toupee reinforced for protests such as this

Trump has his toupee reinforced for protests such as this

Hout Bay Hangberg Hippies Hang in There!

What?!? I nearly splurted out my Starbucks cappuccino when I read this Sunday Times headline;

For sale: One iconic Cape mountain, R12m

sentinal

Image from twenty9 Frames.

“One of Cape Town’s iconic mountain peaks is up for sale — but so far nobody has been brave enough to buy it.

Touted as a dream investment, Sentinel mountain, overlooking Hout Bay, is at the centre of an escalating property row involving local government officials, conservationists, and a landless community on the mountain slopes.

The 11ha sweep of indigenous fynbos and towering rock with postcard views of the Cape Peninsula is on the market for R12-million — about the price of a bungalow along the Atlantic seaboard a few kilometers away. It is owned by a close corporation, G and R Marine.

Potential buyers are being put off by a heated land-use row. Not only is the neighbouring landless community of Hangberg up in arms about the sale , but other city residents and authorities are fuming over the valuable piece of natural heritage that many believe should not be in private hands.

But Hout Bay estate agent Rainer Kloos, acting on behalf of the Sentinel landowners, said there was no threat of commercial development on the property. Kloos said: “ Nobody wants to develop it. The sellers themselves are mindful of it being a national treasure. There will be no Hilton on top of the Sentinel.

Dan Plato, the City of Cape Town mayoral committee member for service delivery integration, said the city could not intervene in a private sale — and could not afford the Sentinel plot “for that mammoth amount of money”.

“It’s a double edged sword: Hout Bay is blessed with magnificent scenery, but that means you get developers wanting to make a quick buck. But nobody wants the mountain to have houses on it. We would urge the owner to cede the property to the park ,” Swimmer said. — jordanb@sundaytimes.co.za

Wait, somebody owns this mountain? I remember the days when Michael Jackson wanted to build his getaway lodge on Chappies but his offer was fiercely hosed down by the hippies from both sides of the mountain…the Noorhoek blomme-kinds from the left & the Houtbaai boom-drukke on the right.

Inside sources of the Bay, tell me there is a protest meeting up  in the harbour tonight, should you want to join in on the action. Apparently the last one got a little heated, with a few “throw you with a stone” incidinces. Imagine some big investor getting a klap on the back of his head just as he was squeezing into his Beemer.

Well we better keep this info to ourselves because these Dubai developers would eat this mountain for breakfast. With one glass penthouse overlooking Sandy Bay…

Adopted: Pauly Shores Film adventure in Cape Town

This is going to be pretty funny…

Shore travels around Cape Town from townships to Long Street & Table Mountain in the search for the baby he want to take back to US.

‘n Lekker Stout One

I don’t know how I managed to miss this lekker Leon Schuster grappie. But if you are also a poepoel like me then please geniet this een…I especially appreciated how much the little fat kid looks like our old Health Minister.

Now wasn’t that a “lekker stout one”

Did you notice the ‘arab’ man in his electric blue dish dash?

Talking about Divas…Michael Bolton’s Back

Turns out I was wrong about Lebanese singer Elissa & gangsta rapper 2Pac being the most random duo.

Gulf News reports today on this hook-up of 90’s romance crooner & 20th century’s version, Ne-Yo with the ever fashion-savvy Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga says "No to Fur" & "Yes to killing Kermit-the-frog"

Lady Gaga says "No to Fur" & "Yes to Amphibians"

Gotta say I’m loving the creative vavavoom that was given to writing this newspaper article…

Michael goes Gaga

By GN Reporter
Published: July 22, 2009, 21:57

the Bolt

the Bolt

Your mum loved him, your Gran adored him and in the worst cases, an ill-advised aunt handed over his latest album for Christmas, convinced it just made your year.

I thought I knew Michael Bolton: the ponytail, the string of gorgeous women (including Nicolette Sheriden) parading on his arm as if showing their prize pooch at Crufts, the neediness which oozed from each slow, syrupy ballad, whose most include Said I Loved You But I Lied and When a Man Loves a Woman.

But I was also told you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Turns out I was wrong about that too.

Sitting across from a de-ponytailed Bolton on a Beirut roof terrace, I nearly choked on the lemon in my water as the king of mediocre slow dances chatted nonchalantly about his new friends: Lady Gaga and Ne-Yo.

Etihad Now Flying Daily to Die Kaap!

Etihad is feeling that World Cup fever...so pack your vuvuzelas cos we have a cheap flight home for June 2010. Shjo!

Don’t we love a lil competition in the world of airlines.

Cape Town calling

Cape Town calling

Put the Savannahs on ice, we’re heading South for a ‘cool’ summer holiday &  braaivleis in September…(ramadam is fast approaching people).

TGIT….so soon, so sweet

After a 4 day week I am pleased to announce that it is the weeeeekend baaaby….

And we will head back to our “secret” wakeboarding spot somewhere between Dubai & Abu Dhabi. It is such an awesome, little escape just 20 minutes down the road, pass a few palm trees and you’re there…

the weekend escape

the weekend escape

Bring it on.

Diva of the Middle East

Talk about 6 degrees of separation.

Who on the West coast of any country with good street cred could picture the Lebanese singer, Elissa, dubbed “Queen of feelings” & self-proclaimed “diva” creating an arabic remix with ghetto gangster 2Pac. Her first international duet was with Chris de Burgh & her biggest controversy was singing from behind a white duvet cover in a music video.

la la la...diamonds

la la la...diamonds

word

word

Don’t believe it,  here it is…

Did you notice the strategic editing that shows 2Pac blowing kisses her way.  A confident lady we give her that.

“Godiva of the Middle East”

The world’s first camel milk chocolate is about to go on sale around the world.

This will be no ordinary chocolate, but the ultimate luxurious chocolate (luckily for us not the biggest in the world) because its producers plan to sell it only from the store attached to their camel farm,  first class hotels & private airlines.

“Its a luxury product, so we will never be in the supermarkets.The plan is to be in 1 mall in each UAE city” said its GM.  You see what he’s doing there, clever oke is  taking his learnings from Economics 101 – Give them a taste, Create Demand & then limit Supply… by hiding it all over the country so that we have to drive through the desert to satisfy our next camel milk craving when our local mall runs out.

camelchoc

Got Milk?

I remember the first time I tried camel milk.  As a Dubai newbie I wandered through the choitram supermarket, totally disoriented by the “Pork Eaters Section”, random Asian fruits & the South African biltong corner, that by the time I reached Dairy I just grabbed the pretty pink milk-assuming bottle.

On that long, hot walk home, I decided a cold sip of milk might help… Phegh! I searched for an expiry date. All in order. Until I realised that the picture of the camel wasn’t just a patriotic symbol on the bottle, but the source of this warm, slightly salty & thicker than milk-milk.

Its an aquired taste. Nearly 3 years down the line in Dubai & its just “delightful”.

For those camel chocolates call Al Nassma Chocoline +971 4 223 9289